The God App

They say that information is power. Imagine if you had an app that could access everyone's social media and messaging accounts. Would you use it for blackmail and financial gain? Would you use it to uncover scandals and settle old scores? Or would you use it to creep on that cute barista you see every morning on your way to work? Meet Elmer, a twenty-something year old librarian in Portland. During a boring shift at the library, a new app named God suddenly appears on his phone. Not only can this app access everyone's social media and messaging accounts, but it also compiles and aggregates information about everyone from private electronic sources. From credit card purchases at the mall to nudes saved on the cloud, it's all there at his fingertips. While using the app to creep on random strangers to pass the time, Elmer discovers that one of these random strangers is actually "The Purple Penguin", a deranged local terrorist set on killing as many humans as she possibly can. With great power comes great responsibility. Can Elmer successfully use the information from the God app to save the residents of Portland from this violent and vicious terrorist?