Shenanigans at South

Have you learned about the Booger Cycle yet? How about how to defeat a hypno-kitty? Seriously Then what are you learning in school? You better read this fast. You have A LOT of catching-up to do. Join Mrs. Mastin's class as they have a school year that's a little more than normal. You can learn about the famous Snotistan Pizza 5K, why you should never drink hand sanitizer, no matter what people say, and even how best to open an orange in the cafeteria! Just be sure to do your classroom job. We don't want the door to escape again! This fictional book was written collaboratively with a real-life class of students who worked through every stage of the writing process. Do you like writing? Keep it up, and you can be an author, too! Questions? Comments? Ask your teacher. They'll know what to do.