Bobby Donuts

Greasy Lips & Bacon Strips Bobby Donuts

"Hello...my name is Emma Salisbury but everyone calls me Rooster. I stole some delicious BBQ chicken wings from Kentucky Fried Chicken...but that's not what got me in big trouble. After the girl wouldn't give me any more of those sweet but tangy BBQ sauce packets that you normally get anyway...right?, well I tried to jump over the counter like in the movies, ...but I was wearing my tight blue jeans, and they kept me from really jumping like I normally do...see and I fell over the counter. So my leg goes flying... hits her in the face. I got scared cause she was gonna call the cops right, so I grabbed as much of that BBQ Chicken and as I could, Because like this is it, right?! The law is after me! I'm on the RUN but I got BBQ Chicken! Right! Right!" "So I ran into an alley and sat down in the corner out of sight and like...after I caught my breath, you know, I ate almost all of it..." Oh my god, ...it was so good.