Lucy Clahoun

Witless Lucy Clahoun

First there was Fried Green Tomatoes, and then Steel Magnolias. But let me tell you, those ladies had nothing on the women in WITLESS!!! WITLESS is the story of four Southern ladies, long time friends, who lounge around in their posh retirement home, drinking bloody Marys and reminiscing about their past. You would think them geteel, mannered, and sophisticated ... and, yes, they are. But they're also lot more. These hard-drinking belles are retired jewel thieves with some very impressive scores to their credit ... not to mention a couple of 'accidental' deaths. And, thought it might be hard to believe, they were never caught! No one even suspected - well not really - that these delicate magnolias could possibly have anything to do with an audacious robbery at ... well, let's not give that away!! Retired now, and safely ensconced within the secure wall of Sierra Vista Retirement Village, they can still hold their drink and flirt with the pool boy. And goodness me, do they have some stories to tell! Join Grace and Joan, Nadine and Paula, and listen to some of the outrageous stories that just might or might not be true. The author is herself a born and bred Southern lady, and apparently knows the region she's writing about. She claims, however, that she has never been nor does she ever plan to be, a thief."