Mitch McConnell Is a Chinless, Hypocritical Coward

DJ "Poundtown" Domingez is one of the unsung poet heroes of modern living, and his latest book, Mitch McConnell is a Chinless, Hypocritical Coward is about a variety of terrible people. Poems include "Mitch Looks Like The Bad Guy From The Bad Hannibal Lecter Movie," "Ben Shapiro is a Midget Who'd Defends People Who Would Gladly Put Him In An Oven, Because He Is a Bitch," and crowd favorite "If you're pro-Trump, you're not a real Christian, but you are pro-rape, so I guess that's okay." 50% of all sales will go toward funding real political candidates or something. Let's get a poetry book about assholes on the bestseller list in time for midterms.