Trials and Travels With Old Drunks and Fools

"I haven't been everywhere, but it's on my list," a saying discovered on the wall of a pub in Kuching, Malaysia on the Island of Borneo. Two older gentlemen travel to remote locations around the world. Their mission: Go where there are no tourists. They stay in inexpensive hostels and take public transportation, getting to know the locals as much as possible while participating in a favorite pastime: drinking beer. As they overcome any number of troubles throughout their adventures, they are reminded of the last line of a poem: God looks after old drunks and fools.