Zachary Doe

Anyone who lets a billy goat turn him into a fugitive must suffer from a serious defect in character, and from what I could tell, it all came down to carroty hair. Carroty hair has often led me astray... Poor ol' Zachary Doe! Hounded mercilessly by school bully, John Andrews, hopelessly in love with Janine Hamilton-Brown, not to mention falling under the ever-watchful eye (well, one of them at least) of pernickety teacher, Miss Bunce, life is complicated enough as it is. But throw in some peculiar goings-on at the farm, being haunted by a ghostly old lady and maybe even a real-life murder to solve on top - well, is it any wonder it all gets a bit much...?